A ban on MAGA hats
Trump:
Guy who wanted you to inject bleach now wants you to buy shitty cheap tires made in a foreign country to own the libs.
Also, his MAGA hats are made in China.Remember when Republicans got mad and started throwing their Keurigs off balconies before they figured out they didn’t actually know how to make coffee for themselves?
Looking forward to Republican Pinterest where they offer tips on making your own tires from MAGA hats, MyPillows, and Alex Jones Yak Piss Boner Juice.
Also looking forward to responding to the next Republican who complains about “Cancel Culture.”
Doesn’t Trump usually try to present himself as the friend of the working stiff? Lot of jobs at Goodyear…
Sure, let’s buy the tires he wants us to buy, eat the beans he wants us to eat, watch the news outlets he wants us to watch, use the online retailers he wants us to use, and on and on. Shouldn’t there be some kind of domestic emoluments subclause prohibiting this shit? Like promoting (useless for COVID) hydroxychloroquine and then using our tax dollars to buy up the world supply of it? Stupid corrupt asshole.
Air Force 1 reportedly rides on, you guessed it, Goodyear tires. Gonna trade them in for the cheaper imported ones Donnie? That’s what I thought. F***ing hypocrite.