Something something filthy mouthed wife something
Trump is very chatty today. I guess he doesn’t have any work to do, so he can talk at us on Twitter all day.
When all of the people pushing so hard for Criminal Justice Reform were unable to come even close to getting it done, they came to me as a group and asked for my help. I got it done with a group of Senators & others who would never have gone for it. Obama couldn’t come close……..A man named @VanJones68, and many others, were profusely grateful (at that time!). I SIGNED IT INTO LAW, no one else did, & Republicans deserve much credit. But now that it is passed, people that had virtually nothing to do with it are taking the praise. Guys like boring………musician @johnlegend, and his filthy mouthed wife, are talking now about how great it is – but I didn’t see them around when we needed help getting it passed. “Anchor” @LesterHoltNBC doesn’t even bring up the subject of President Trump or the Republicans when talking about………the importance or passage of Criminal Justice Reform. They only talk about the minor players, or people that had nothing to do with it…And the people that so desperately sought my help when everyone else had failed, all they talk about now is Impeaching President Trump!
Um…what? Did you get all that? No, neither did I. But at least while he was typing all that he wasn’t telling Putin where the spies are, so whatever.
Lots of random retweets, then back to The Man Himself:
North Carolina, vote for Dan Bishop tomorrow. We need him badly in Washington! His opponent is a far left Sanctuary Cities supporter.
When the former Governor of the Great State of South Carolina, @MarkSanford, was reported missing, only to then say he was away hiking on the Appalachian Trail, then was found in Argentina with his Flaming Dancer friend, it sounded like his political career was over. It was,…….but then he ran for Congress and won, only to lose his re-elect after I Tweeted my endorsement, on Election Day, for his opponent. But now take heart, he is back, and running for President of the United States. The Three Stooges, all badly failed candidates, will give it a go!
Flaming Dancer?
House Republicans should allow Chairs of Committees to remain for longer than 6 years. It forces great people, and real leaders, to leave after serving. The Dems have unlimited terms. While that has its own problems, it is a better way to go. Fewer people, in the end, will leave!
94% Approval Rating in the Republican Party, a record. Thank you!
Great news that an activist investor is now involved with AT&T. As the owner of VERY LOW RATINGS @CNN, perhaps they will now put a stop to all of the Fake News emanating from its non-credible “anchors.” Also, I hear that, because of its bad ratings, it is losing a fortune……..But most importantly, @CNN is bad for the USA. Their International Division spews bad information & Fake News all over the globe. This is why foreign leaders are always asking me, “Why does the Media hate the U.S. sooo much?” It is a fraudulent shame, & all comes from the top! As bad as @CNN is, Comcast MSNBC is worse. Their ratings are also way down because they have lost all credibility. I believe their stories about me are not 93% negative, but actually 100% negative. They are incapable of saying anything positive, despite all of the great things…..that this Administration has done. They don’t talk about the great economy, the big tax and regulation cuts, the rebuilding of the Military, “Choice” at our VA, our Vets, Judges and Supreme Court Justices, the Border Wall going up, lowest crime numbers, 2nd A, and so much more!
I know nothing about an Air Force plane landing at an airport (which I do not own and have nothing to do with) near Turnberry Resort (which I do own) in Scotland, and filling up with fuel, with the crew staying overnight at Turnberry (they have good taste!). NOTHING TO DO WITH ME I had nothing to do with the decision of our great @VP Mike Pence to stay overnight at one of the Trump owned resorts in Doonbeg, Ireland. Mike’s family has lived in Doonbeg for many years, and he thought that during his very busy European visit, he would stop and see his family!
The Trump Administration has achieved more in the first 2 1/2 years of its existence than perhaps any administration in the history of our Country. We get ZERO media credit for what we have done, and are doing, but the people know, and that’s all that is important!
And there are even more, but my strength has given out. Dude can talk!
And people say he has no self-awareness.
He sure can. Odd, though, that with all that talk he manages to say absolutely nothing.
Interesting how the people he claims were insufficiently grateful for criminal justice reform are all people of color. He really thinks they all have to shut up now because he signed one piece of legislation “for them.”
All trying to distract from the utter fiasco of the Afghanistan withdrawal talks. He just torpedoed a year-long effort to bring the Afghan government and the Taliban into negotiations by trying to turn that cautious progress into a photo-op summit, then cancelling it.
CNN and MSNBC are doing great… and he’s the reason why. He’s probably the highest rated show on both networks.
New competitive dance trend? You have to dance really quickly and get all your steps and moves in before you, or the fire goes out. Victory is usually posthumous, but the trophy makes a nice urn.
No?
Maybe a new dessert treat?
Still no?
An unfortunate reindeer accident?
Sorry, no. You’ve got me.
Maybe he means flamenco dancer? Though why that’d be relevant…
He actually meant ‘flamingo’ dancer, because Sanford had an affair with an Argentinian journalist. Trump thinks that all Latin-American women are dancers and that the flamenco is the only dance they perform, but he calls it the ‘flamingo’ because obviously he doesn’t speak Spanish. During one of his rallies last year he had a rant about Sanford during which he called him a ‘man who likes flamingo dancers from Argentina’.
So, it wasn’t a typo (except for the missing ‘o’), the fool really does think the dance is called the flamingo.
Oops, linky.
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-tweet-qanon-mark-sanford-affair-republican-president-2020-election-a9097461.html
Meanwhile, he’s turning away “very bad gang members” trying to escape the Bahamas.
Maroon,
He just got confused after hearing that the Baha Men let the dogs out.
I read the other day that he sent out 150 tweets in a day. I haven’t checked. If that’s true, when the fuck does he find time to President?
I thought they were flamingo dancers, too. Until I was about 7. Because, well, flamingos, right? I’d heard of them. And I’d heard of dancers. It made sense. I imagined flamingos dancing. It was cool. It was sort of a disappointment to find out what was really the term. But hey, I was 7.
How long until Trump catches up to 7?
Sure, he can talk, he just can’t tell anything.
iknklast,
Flamenco is Spanish for flamingo, so seven-year-old you wasn’t entirely wrong.
Yeah, I know that, but…7 year old me didn’t, actually. So a lot of fun went out of it at least until I took Spanish in high school.
Rob,
You mean there’s more to being President than tweeting?
Yes, of course. There’s getting the second scoop of ice cream. There are photo ops with victims of mass shootings. There are rallies where everyone shouts their love. There are rides in Air Force 1.
Well, I supposed there might be. Maybe all those other Presidents just did busy work?
If tweeting keeps him from presidenting to the extent that it prevents him from doing even more damage, I’m all for it. An Evil Genius would be even worse to have in the White House than an Evil Moron. At least I like to think so…
That’s true, in its way, and yet it never ceases to enrage me that he spends so much time on bullshit – Twitter, golf, Fox News, yelling lies at press gaggles.
Which is one reason why I find no comfort in the thought of impeachment or 25th amendment. Pence isn’t a genius, but he is definitely one compared to Trump.
But the other thing about Evil Moron – a bull in a china shop can do a lot of damage without any strategy at all. A two year old can wreak a lot of havoc without any knowledge of how the world works. And that’s without a vile temper and access to the nuclear codes (which he may decide to reveal to Kim at some point just to demonstrate how important he is, he can blow things up at a command).