Naturally there are jokes.

One if by Land.
Two if by Sea.
Three if by the Delta Shuttle from LaGuardia.

~Paul Revere#RevolutionaryWarAirports #facts

— M ❄️ (@ElnorFudd) July 5, 2019

https://twitter.com/MollyJongFast/status/1147151495508451328

Dearest Abigail,

The situation at ye Olde Laguardia Airporte is untenable. Amparts and ramparts clogging metal detectors, and a scrum has begun betwixt Kanye of Cornwallis and Frederick Douglass.

I may not make it to Bowling Green.

Yours,
Philippe#RevolutionaryWarAirports

— BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ (@mmpadellan) July 5, 2019

The tide turned against the British when their gunpowder was re-routed through Newark and arrived at the wrong carousel at LaGuardia. They only received a voucher for 5 shillings for the inconvenience, sealing their fate against the Continental Army. #RevolutionaryWarAirports pic.twitter.com/NW6hSDD8Z8

— Lis (@LisMoxie) July 5, 2019

https://twitter.com/GaddieWindage/status/1147116206996041728