Bedbug claim confirmed
I also went looking for recent Bret Stephens wisdom, and found some on the subject of The War On Excellence a couple of week ago:
Today’s students are not chafing under some bow-tied patriarchal WASP dispensation. Instead, they are the beneficiaries of a system put in place by professors and administrators whose political views are almost uniformly left wing and whose campus policies indulge nearly every progressive orthodoxy.
So why all the rage?
The answer lies in the title of Anthony Kronman’s necessary, humane and brave new book: “The Assault on American Excellence.” Kronman’s academic credentials are impeccable — he has taught at Yale for 40 years and spent a decade as dean of its law school — and his politics, so far as I can tell, are to the left of mine.
But Yale has been ground zero for recent campus unrest, including a Maoist-style struggle session against a distinguished professor, fights about “cultural appropriation,” the renaming of Calhoun (as in, John C.) College and the decision to drop the term “master” because, to some, it carried “a painful and unwelcome connotation.”
Only to some though. To the people who could answer to the word “master,” why, it’s a lovely word. Several words are like that, I think. “Sir,” “your lordship,” “your holiness” – they all hint at a particular form of male power which does not always entail the consent of those subject to that power, so yes, it does carry “a painful and unwelcome connotation.” Fancy that.
It’s this last decision that seems to have triggered Kronman’s alarm. The word “master” may remind some students of slavery. What it really means is a person who embodies achievement, refinement, distinction — masterliness — and whose spirit is fundamentally aristocratic. Great universities are meant to nurture that spirit, not only for its own sake but also as an essential counterweight to the leveling and conformist tendencies of democratic politics that Alexis de Tocqueville diagnosed as the most insidious threats to American civilization.
Why does Bret Stephens get to decide that “master” really means a person who embodies achievement, refinement, distinction as opposed to a person who owns and extracts labor from slaves?
Also notice the cowardly evasion of the fact that it’s an explicitly male word, with the awkward addition that the female version now means non-marital sex partner rather than The Lady of the House. He says “person” but that’s bullshit, it means male person. And the codswallop about refinement and aristocratic is just that. He sounds like Margaret Mitchell with a better vocabulary.
What’s happening on campuses today isn’t a reaction to Donald Trump or some alleged systemic injustice, at least not really. Fundamentally, Kronman argues, it’s a reaction against this aristocratic spirit — of being, as H.L. Mencken wrote, “beyond responsibility to the general masses of men, and hence superior to both their degraded longings and their no less degraded aversions.” It’s a revolt of the mediocre many against the excellent few. And it is being undertaken for the sake of a radical egalitarianism in which all are included, all are equal, all are special.
So. David Karpf wasn’t wrong; dude’s a bedbug.
At the risk of crossing the streams which, Egon warned us, is “bad”:
Gosh, that sounds like the intrusion of TIMs into female sport.
He hasn’t been paying attention, because trans and NBs are the specialest of all!
So if in the next little while all life as you know it stops instantaneously, and every molecule in your body explodes at the speed of light, you know who to blame.
Sorry in advance.
Really? I’ve been part of academia for (cough, cough) years on both sides of the podium, and what I’m seeing is a lurch to the right in many areas by colleges that are afraid of being called liberal. Yes, there are liberal professors spouting some weird ass doctrines (particularly in gender studies, it seems), but in general, the academy is still basically the same as it has been. Profs in the liberal arts tend to be liberal. Profs in the sciences tend to be range mostly from liberal to libertarian. Profs in economics and business tend to be conservative. The campus itself tends to float with the business model of student as customer. So, if there really is a liberal bias in education, and the conservatives hate, hate, hate it, they can thank their beloved free market. That drives most of what is happening in colleges today. And, many of my colleagues are (almost) as liberal as I am, but we have to restrain any liberal tendencies we might have, while conservative profs are free to spout free-market dogma, anti-global warming screeds, and the horrors of relativism.
I really do get sick of this “liberal academy” nonsense. Yeah, if you poll the liberal arts, the profs tend to be liberal. Why? Because prestige and pay in these fields is low, so you go into it for the joy of the field. Conservatives aren’t about joy. They are about prestige and money, so they go into the Economics or Business fields, where they will get treated like they are some sort of god, while anyone teaching art or music is treated as a loser by the administration and the community. Not good enough for the math-y stuff, huh?
As for master, I don’t know what part of this is being dropped, but if it’s the name of the degree, I’m afraid I have to agree with the bedbug, because that’s what it does mean. If it’s referencing the titles of profs, or the title given to young males instead of mister, yeah, colonialism and patriarchy all the way. I’m not aware that it was still being used in that way, if the second. No one calls anyone anything but first names anymore…no matter what. (I won’t let my students call me by my first name, because they always call the males Mr., no matter what they want to be called, and I have come to see that it is a sign of disrespect for me and respect for bepenised instructors.)
YNNB, in the current political and social climate, that doesn’t sound so bad. I might even welcome a giant marshmallow man.
As an example, my doctor was discussing with me the other day some medicines that don’t just drop your blood sugar levels, they actually extend life spans. I had to stop and think about it – do I really want that? Bad times ahead…if the Donald doesn’t get us (with nukes or bedbugs, who knows?), global warming will. And the misogynists believe they will survive with their guns and stockpiled dried food, so all the women will crawl to them for help and they’ll pick the hottest and leave the rest of us to perish. Yeah, maybe I don’t want that new medicine after all.
Why choose when you can have both?! Result? A 50’s sci-fi horror movie featuring atomic-mutated bedbugs the size of Cadillacs. We need a title, though. Something to clinch the pitch.
ATTACK OF THE GIANT ATOMIC BEDBUGS! (Says it all. Maybe too much?)
IT CAME FROM DORAL! (A bit more mysterious, with an exotic geographical connection.)
SHEETS OF DEATH! (A hint of sex? Gotta get ’em into the theatre somehow.)
THE MATTRESS OF DOOM! (A little less sexy, but still bedroom-oriented. “BOX SPRING OF DOOM” would be one step further still, but then it sounds like it’s about home furnishing gone bad.)
NONE SHALL SLEEP (This is the highbrow one: no exclamation point, and an opera reference. Just in case it becomes a classic.)
I can see the rubber-suited monsters and lurid poster already…
https://www.google.com/search?q=1950s+sci-fi+horror+movie+posters&tbm=isch&source=univ&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjoko3e66PkAhVlk-AKHWYaCLAQ7Al6BAgJECQ&biw=1920&bih=937
Yes, it’s going to be hard to try to explain to the children how this all happened in the light of our knowledge that we knew this was all going to happen.
I vote for THE MATTRESS OF DOOM!
I don’t know, I was sort of leaning toward SHEETS OF DEATH!
What about:
The Bedbugs at OK Doral
?
I understand there’s already a family of giant bedbugs, by the way – infesting the White House.
Of Lice and Men?
I’ll see myself out.
#3 iknklast: “some medicines that don’t just drop your blood sugar levels, they actually extend life spans.”
What is the name of the medicine. I know that metformin has been used for decades to keep down the blood sugar levels of type 2 diabetics, & that more recently some evidence has shown up that it slows aging.
BTW ‘Master of Science’ ;-)