And we have a new song title
Washington’s army seized the airports, and the kidney is in the heart.
Donald Trump surprised the medical community on Wednesday afternoon, when he claimed “the kidney has a very special place in the heart”.
Speaking as he announced a government plan to tackle kidney disease, Trump went on an extended riff about the efforts of specialists.
“You’ve worked so hard on the kidney. Very special. The kidney has a very special place in the heart. It’s an incredible thing,” Trump gushed.
See this is what happens when you get someone whose brain is disintegrating rapidly and who loves to hear himself talk. He generates words, just words, whatever words he can clutch as they float past, and since most of his words have disappeared as his brain melts, you get these repetitions. Speshul. The kidney is speshul. Speshul is the kidney.
So then you get it accidentally bounced into the heart.
Garbage in, garbage out.
I can hear Tony Bennett now;
I left my heart, inside my kidney…
I hear Frederick Douglass has three kidneys.
Indeed, the kidney was recently voted one of the top ten organs in a nationwide poll, along with the gall bladder, which of course was invented by the late Dr. Samuel Gall.
(This is one of the few blogs where I can count on someone to catch the reference….)
The kindest interpretation I can put on it is that he meant that we all care about kidney research. However, yes, brain disintegrating on top of an appalling linguistic ability to begin with.
Screechy, are you suggesting that your reference would be..ahem..wasted on most people? Good job it didn’t take all evening to compose it, eh?
I see what did there, AoS.
:-)