All reasonable offers considered
After rebuffing Donald J. Trump’s hypothetical proposal to purchase Greenland, the government of Denmark has announced that it would be interested in buying the United States instead.
I say we take the offer.
“Denmark would be interested in purchasing the United States in its entirety, with the exception of its government,” the spokesperson added.
But but but we have checks and balances.
If Denmark’s bid for the United States is accepted, the Scandinavian nation has ambitious plans for its new acquisition. “We believe that by giving the U.S. an educational system and national health care, it could be transformed from a vast land mass into a great nation,” the spokesperson said.
The only condition is that Trump has to move his ass to another country.
Seriously, let’s close the deal.
Oh, snap! That stings.
As long as we don’t have to learn Danish, I’m all for it.
I’m good with eating Danish. Raspberry Danish.
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