Morning centaur
Just confirming that he really does stand funny.
The knees are locked, the butt sticks out, the torso tilts, the hands dangle, the jacket flaps.
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Just confirming that he really does stand funny.
The knees are locked, the butt sticks out, the torso tilts, the hands dangle, the jacket flaps.
That’s what happens when you stiff your corset maker.
My mom is convinced it’s his diaper.
Nothing about his physical presence is normal or flattering. He can’t stand like a human, and he cannot even sit like an adult. His face is orange with those vacuous pink eye sockets, and his hair is rancid cotton candy. Even his clothing is screwed up, with those poorly tailored suits and those ties that he TAPES TOGETHER and that hang down to his crotch.
I have lordosis, and *I* don’t stand like that.