You dirty rat
Well this is a nauseating display – the White House press secretary echoing the mob boss language of Donald Trump to accuse the FBI of “ambushing” Michael Flynn and saying “Look, we know Michael Cohen to be a liar…”
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Well this is a nauseating display – the White House press secretary echoing the mob boss language of Donald Trump to accuse the FBI of “ambushing” Michael Flynn and saying “Look, we know Michael Cohen to be a liar…”
I’ll give her one thing: She’s great at her job. If I were a demented pathological liar that needed someone to try to make me seem as non-crazy as possible, she’d definitely be at the top of my list. Makes Sean Spicer look like an amateur. I especially like how she finishes almost every (non-)answer by turning to the next reporter with the last few words to foreclose any attempted follow-up questions.
But is Sarah Sanders HAPPY doing what she does, which is promoting Captain ‘Pussygrabber’ Bonespurs as the best of all possible POTUSES* in this best of all possible worlds?
Judging by the humourless demeanor she always projects, I’d say she does not believe a word of whatever she is spouting herself.
But hey! The pay’s not bad. And, after all, bullshit makes the world go round.
( *Plural of POTUS: should it be POTII….? As in Octopus, octopii…? )
Except the correct plural of octopus is octopuses, so POTUSES might be correct. Of course, one can also pluralize octopus as octopodes, so POTOPODES?
Actually, I think the plural of POTUS should be PsOTUS.
Or you could just say Presidents.
This POTUS is particularly PUTRID.
Iknklast:
In short, the species would be a POTOPOD, though in Captain Bonespurs’ case, he would arguably become a POTOPODDLER; which has a certain ring to it. (Poets and songwriters please note the rhyming potential.)
Once a giant toddler
Became a POTOPODDLER.
He grabbed lots of pussy
‘Cause he wasn’t a wussy.
His tiny hands (a lie!)
Stole everyone else’s pie.
Then along came a giant spider
And Robert Mueller sat beside her.
POTOPODDLER had a tantrum,
Fired everyone, including Aunt Rum (Sorry, rhyming problem here…)
But Mueller wasn’t impressed
So now POTOPODDLER is depressed.
Christ, the last thing anyone needs is a Trump with eight arms.
He could grab pussy with four of them, and everyone else’s dessert (money, whatever) with the other four.