Republicans toying with idea of “paid” family leave
Princess Ivanka and Marco Rubio have an awesome new plan for Princess Ivanka’s pet project of family leave. It’s so genius. What you do is, you tell people to pay for it out of their savings, and then they can have it! The CEO and the WalMart employee alike can have paid leave if they pay for it with their own money! It only costs about $1.50 a week, right? And people are getting these huge raises of $1.50 a week thanks to the tax cut – except for CEOs and similar who are getting like $10,000 a week – so it all works perfectly.
Marco Rubio is starting to strategize with Ivanka Trump to win over skeptical Republicans on a traditionally Democratic issue: paid family leave.
Capitalizing on President Donald Trump’s endorsement of the idea in his State of the Union address, Rubio is trying to marshal Republicans behind a plan that would neither impose a mandate on employers nor raise taxes to pay for it — two hurdles that have long halted the GOP from embracing paid family leave.
And they finally hit on it! Make the people who want the leave pay for it! And go right on calling it “paid family leave” at the same time!
Rubio has barely started crafting a paid leave bill, much less a broader legislative strategy. But he envisions an idea that has recently gained traction in conservative circles: allowing people to draw Social Security benefits when they want to take time off for a new baby or other family-related matters, and then delay their checks when they hit retirement age.
For instance, a person who would begin receiving full benefits when he or she turns 67 years old but wants to take six weeks of paid leave wouldn’t draw Social Security checks until six weeks after his or her 67th birthday.
It’s practically FDR-level progressive, yeah?
“That’s a new idea for Republicans who still identify it as something that comes out of the left,” Rubio said of paid family leave. “Forcing companies to provide it is perhaps an idea that finds its genesis on the left, but the notion that pregnancy should not be a bankruptcy-eliciting event is one that I think all Americans should be supportive.”
I don’t know, it seems kind of scary-lefty for Republicans to say use your own savings to keep from going bankrupt when a baby turns up. Shouldn’t people be made to give half of the money to the nearest CEO to balance things out?
Rubio and Ivanka Trump have recently exchanged emails about paid family leave. And in his Senate office in late January, Sen. Mike Lee (R-Utah) also privately pitched the concept to the president’s daughter, who gave it a warm reception, according to one person familiar with the meeting.
Yaaaaay paid family leave for all, paid out of their own Social Security! Utopia at last!
Rubio argues the overall plan would benefit those with lower incomes, since they’re less likely to work for companies that proactively offer paid family leave.
Of course, they also won’t have much in their Social Security accounts, because it’s based on income, but oh well – they should have thought of that before they decided to be low income.
How long before they apply this brilliant strategy to “health insurance?”
Of course, one other slight problem with this is that Republicans are itching to get rid of Social Security. Then we’ll be back at square one.
I’ve got a better idea – low income people can take family leave and Ivanka Trump and Marco Rubio can pay for it out of the goodness of their hearts, since they seem to want people to have the leave. And it would make more sense, since Trump and Rubio actually have money, and low income people (not to mention the middle income people this would also hit) don’t have the money to fund this.
Why, oh why, oh why is our government always trying to rob from the poor? Don’t they remember Willie Sutton, who robbed banks because that’s where the money was? No, they prefer to rob food banks, because that’s where their money isn’t.
So unpaid leave then. But you can empty your retirement savings early to support yourself. Fuck.
Well you see, poor people – bless their grubby, bucolic faces – are made of different Stuff to proper people, and so their lives are graced with a lesser need for expenditure to survive. They’re hardy! Their needs are naturally modest, and so can survive in the coal mines far better than we could. The dears even manage to be cheerful.
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Fucking hell, isn’t Rubio touted as one of their better thinkers?
@Rob – wait, in the US is social security the same thing as retirement savings plans? I thought they were very distinct things.
@Karellen:
They’re distinct, but for many Social Security is the only sort of retirement savings plan they’ll ever have because they don’t make enough money to put much away.
Holms, being touted as one of their better thinkers doesn’t mean he is one of their better thinkers. It doesn’t even need to mean he’s a thinker at all. It’s all just about trying to build them up as a group of thinking men (and yes, mostly men) arrayed against the mindless, emotion-driven left that has no ration or reason at all.
So basically just one more step on the path towards Logan’s Run, then?
“Marco Rubio is starting to strategize with Ivanka Trump…”
You’re in trouble right there.
I’m glad you’re all as impressed as I am. Thank you, Princess Ivanka!
Unfortunately, I just spoke with one of my millennial friends, and he is impressed. He thinks it’s a great idea, since most people needing family leave are young, and Social Security won’t be there for them, anyway. Use it now, use it up, and keep it away from the old people who would just waste it on living a bit longer. (He didn’t actually say that last sentence; that’s my interpretation).
Realistically, it would need only a small tweak (removing the damn income cap) to keep Social Security solvent. But millennials that I have known seem to prefer killing it off to fixing it, so they aren’t agitating to fix it. In fact, their voices are being used in the argument to destroy it…and most of the ones I know want to destroy it before the rest of the Baby Boomers come of age for it, because they hate the idea that they might be paying taxes to keep Baby Boomers from dying horrific starvation deaths before they would naturally die. Never mind that Baby Boomers have been paying into it their entire lives, the millennials seem to see us as free loaders in their world. (At least a too large percentage of millennials; I would hate to tar an entire generation with the same brush if it isn’t accurate, but I have yet to have a conversation about Social Security with a millennial, or even a younger Gen-Xer, that hasn’t gone basically the same way).
I’m not sure that even Republicans think that Rubio is really that great a “thinker.” I think they like Rubio because he’s (1) a racial minority; (2) sort of youthful- and good-by-politician-standards-looking; (3) is a fairly smooth speaker; and (4) has a nice-sounding stump speech about his dad immigrating to America and working as a waiter and now here he is and the America Dream should be alive for everyone like that (I sound dismissive, but it’s actually a good story the first time you hear it).
In terms of actual policy, I think he’s played it safe ever since his attempt to broker an immigration deal blew up in his face.
With Trump & Co removing or trying to remove virtually all workers’ rights, get rid of H&S and environmental protections, the chances are that many workers won’t live to see retirement anyway.
Purely by accident, Princess and The Rube are giving the scum class a chance to beat the system and come out on top. Why, some might die having used up several years worth of their pension. Yet the ungrateful bastards still aren’t happy. There’s just no pleasing the scum class.
Sarcasm may have been used in this comment.