Rat shan’t visit party
Well at least President Shithole has canceled his trip to the UK, knowing how much they hate him over there.
Donald Trump has shelved plans to open the new US embassy in London next month, according to reports.
Concerned about the welcome he would receive in the UK, the President is understood to be sending US Secretary of State Rex Tillerson instead.
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Mr Trump had been due to come to London to open the new £750m embassy, but was said to have abandoned the idea as he feels unhappy about the scale of the visit and the arrangements made.
He is said to be unhappy about the lack of “bells and whistles” surrounding the event and the fact he would not be able to meet the Queen.
Good good good good. More of that. He needs to understand that everybody hates him and that it’s because he’s so poisonous and awful. Normally I don’t wish that on people, but he’s an outlier.
How many? I’m sure that cowbells and tin whistles can be mustered from all over the UK. He has only to say the numbers. The Spirit of the Blitz will surely take it from there.
How many bells and whistles does he need?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/More_Cowbell
https://vimeo.com/24403773
“Y’all’ll be wearin’ gold plated diapers”
From Saturday Night Live, April 2000.
Haha yeah bells and whistles we’d be happy to provide. (Honestly though relieved that he’s chickened out, I’ve got stuff to do and don’t have time to demonstrate.)
Meet the Queen? Here’s hoping he never enters the same room as our head of state by the time his single term ends.
Pity. I was looking forward to his visit.
Apropos of nothing, anybody want to buy half a ton of well-rotted manure?
For some purposes, manure is best enjoyed fresh. Mature manure has other uses.
Well, that is a relief. Because I’m unable to make a visit to the UK at the moment, and the only one of my offspring who still lives there is currently visiting us, with his wife; so not one of us is available to chuck stuff at him. I already have a cowbell and whistles in case he tries to get to the British Isles in the future. And my eldest plays the tuba – excellent fart noise opportunity.
lol
If memory serves, the last head of state that HRH refused to meet was Idi Amin*. Good company you keep, Trump.
*And he flew in unannounced. A tad presumptious.