Uh oh. Hearts are racing at the White House – Mueller wants to interview Dopy Don.

Special counsel Robert S. Mueller III has told President Trump’s legal team that his office is likely to seek an interview with the president, triggering a discussion among his attorneys about how to avoid a sit-down encounter or set limits on such a session, according to two people familiar with the talks.

Hahaha yeah I bet. They know how it will go – he’ll blab out incriminating shit the minute he opens his mouth, just as he did the day after he fired Comey.

The special counsel’s team could interview Trump soon on some limited portion of questions — possibly within the next several weeks, according to a person close to the president, who spoke on the condition of anonymity to describe internal conversations.

“This is moving faster than anyone really realizes,” the person said. Trump is comfortable participating in an interview and believes it would put to rest questions about whether his campaign coordinated with Russia in the 2016 election, the person added.

Sure he does; he believes a lot of absurd things; they don’t call him Dopy Don for nothing.

However, the president’s attorneys are reluctant to let him sit for open-ended, face-to-face questioning without clear parameters, according to two people familiar with the discussions.

They wake up screaming at 3 a.m.

It has long been expected that Mueller would seek to interview Trump, in part because the special counsel is scrutinizing whether actions he took in office were attempts to blunt the Russia investigation, according to people familiar with questions posed to witnesses.

In May, Trump fired FBI Director James B. Comey after Comey testified on Capitol Hill that he could not comment on whether there was evidence that Russia had colluded with the Trump campaign.

Trump is thinking he’ll just tell Mueller or the investigator “there was no collusion” and boom the whole thing will be over.

He’ll probably start a nuclear war by the end of that day.