Mistakes were made
It all went so terribly wrong.
Saudi Arabia is preparing a report that will acknowledge that Saudi journalist Jamal Khashoggi’s death was the result of an interrogation that went wrong, one that was intended to lead to his abduction from Turkey, according to two sources.
Oh I see, it went wrong – they didn’t meant to kill him, they meant only to torture and kidnap him so that they could kill him on their own territory.
This isn’t a case of “went wrong,” because none of it was right in the first place. The Saudi dictatorship shouldn’t be “interrogating” people for writing opinion pieces for The Washington Post at all, and all the more so in other countries. It sure as hell should not be torturing the opinion writers it “interrogates.” How would an interrogation “go wrong” to such an extent that the subject dies? By being not an “interrogation” at all but a torture session.
And there’s Trump, in breaks from calling women “Horseface” and “Pocahontas,” flapping his hands and talking about Saudi money and saying the king was very insistent about not having murdered anyone.
This is the new normal.
Tune in this fall for the premier of “Law & Order: Trump Investigations Unit”
Detective: “Captain, the suspect was found at the crime scene, holding the murder weapon. He had the victim’s blood running down his arms. His DNA was found under the victim’s fingernails, showing signs of a struggle. Two weeks ago, he took out a life insurance policy on the victim naming himself as beneficiary. Multiple witnesses report that he had a screaming argument with the victim earlier in the day. A search of his personal computer revealed multiple Google queries for things like ‘how to get away with murder.'”
Captain Trump: “Well, let’s just see about this.”
(walks into interrogation room)
Captain: “Did you kill your wife?”
Suspect: “No.”
C: “Ok, then, you’re free to go.”
Detective (aghast): “Captain! We have all this evidence against him!”
C (shrugs): “Man says he didn’t do it. Whaddayagonnado?”
Voiceover: “Next week, on Law & Order: Trump Investigations Unit”
Detective: “Well, we thought we had the right suspect, but it turns out that DNA evidence conclusively proves him innocent.”
(camera pans to the suspect, a young black man)
Trump: “Hang him. And then get me a Big Mac.”
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Art imitates… art.
From the all-time best episode of Blackadder 4.
https://youtu.be/04rY0rKJ1YQ