Individual 1 explains all
“I was allowed to do whatever I wanted during the campaign,” he assures us.
“There was a letter,” he says, and helpfully draws a rectangle in the air, in case we don’t know what a letter is.
ANYway, point is, Michael Cohen is a weak person, and not a very smart person.
Has he really never heard of election laws? Or does he think they only apply to Democrats? Or maybe only apply to non-billionaires? Or is he just blowing steam?
It’s hard to know, because it’s hard to conceive of any individual being able to function in the ordinary world while knowing as little as he appears to know.
Good question. I know I uttered a bark of incredulous laughter when he said that.
So, for many years, Trump employed a not very smart person as his lawyer?
What does that make him?
Election laws do not apply to Orange man.
Thanks Ophelia, that cracked me up. I only watched the video to witness the ‘drawing a rectangle’ thing, and he did it twice! It was also nice to see “I didn’t do it but if I did it would be fine” get another outing, I haven’t heard that one for days.
Something I hadn’t noticed before: he can’t even sound half-competent when he talks about his business. I know presidenting is just a bit of hobby that he has only recently taken up, but he’s been running a business for decades. You’d think he’d be able to sound like he knows what he’s doing.
He had to do it twice! You see, the first time, he got it wrong – he drew only two sides – top and right [his right, our left]. Oh dear. That must have bothered him, because he then [while no longer talking about a letter] did all four sides.
And then what’s the deal with that thing where he makes his right hand into a bird-head shape and then makes it dive? What does it mean? And what is the comparative meaning of spreading his open hands this far apart versus this other far apart?
Ophelia, you and I both know that there are lots of sign languages in the world; don’t you know that it’s not cricket to criticise the particular sign-language of the world’s only remaining user? Or, indeed, someone who is the only user of that particular sign language ever? It must be hard, using an idiosyncratic sign language whilst at the same time attempting to converse in English. Especially since he doesn’t seem to be a native speaker.
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