Donnie and Jongy
Creepy beyond belief – the White House created a propaganda movie to go with the summit.
Reporters crowded into a Singapore auditorium Tuesday, expecting President Trump to walk out and announce the results of his historic meeting with North Korean leader Kim Jong Un.
Suddenly, two huge screens on either side of the empty podium came to life. Soaring music boomed over the speakers, and the reporters were bombarded with a montage portraying North Korea as some sort of paradise.
Golden sunrises. Gleaming skylines and high-speed trains. Children skipping through Kim Il Sung square in Pyongyang, North Korean flags waving between images of Egyptian pyramids, the Taj Mahal and the Lincoln Memorial.
In a split-screen shot, Kim Jong Un waved to an adoring crowd while President Trump stood beside him with his thumb in the air. The pair appeared over and over again, like running mates in a campaign video.
The film went on like this for several minutes, with brief interludes of missiles, soldiers and warships interrupting the fanfare. Some journalists, unable to understand the Korean-language narration, assumed they were watching one of Pyongyang’s infamous propaganda films. “What country are we in?” asked a reporter from the filing center.
Then it played again, with English narration, then Trump came out and said haha surprise the White House made it, to encourage Kim.
“I hope you liked it,” Trump told the reporters. “I thought it was good. I thought it was interesting enough to show. … And I think he loved it.”
As the president explained it, the video was an elevator pitch — the sort of glitzy production that Trump might have once used to persuade an investor to finance a hotel and that he now hopes will persuade the leader of one of the most repressive regimes in the world to end nearly 70 years of international isolation and militant hostility to the United States.
Deep resonant voice: Will he choose peace or will he choose annihilation?
“Of those alive today, only a small number will leave a lasting impact,” the narrator said near the beginning, as alternating shots of Trump, Kim and North Korean pageantry flashed on the screen. “And only a very few will make decisions or take actions to renew their homeland, or change the course of history.”
Geddit? Geddit? Trump is one of them! Trump is one of the very very very few. Bow down before Trump. Trump is glorious, resplendent, shining, excrorishilated.
“You can have medical breakthroughs, an abundance of resources, innovative technology and new discoveries,” the narrator said, the footage more and more resembling a Hollywood movie trailer as it built to its finale:
“Featuring President Donald Trump and Chairman Kim Jong Un in a meeting to remake history,” the narrator concluded, as Korean words flashed on a black background: “It is going to become a reality?”
STARRING PRESIDENT DONALD DONALD DONALD TRUMP.
Trump admitted that some of the imagery he pitched may have been a little far-fetched, as North Korea is mired in poverty, internationally isolated, and has been mismanaged for decades by a family of dictators — Kim, his father and grandfather.
“That was done at the highest level of future development,” Trump said of his pitch video. “I told him, you may not want this. You may want to do a much smaller version. … You may not want that — with the trains and everything.”
He waved his hands. “You know, with super everything, to the top. It’s going to be up to them,” he said.
And then, in his usual style, Trump was thinking out loud about the “great condos” that might one day be built on the “great beaches” of North Korea.
“I explained it,” he said. “You could have the best hotels in the world. Think of it from the real estate perspective.”
Condos! Gold-encrusted condos! Golden golf courses! Gold leaf casinos! Gold dogs, gold horsies, gold chocolate cake!
Got to justify the Nobel somehow…
Reminds me of the constant propaganda videos in 1984…
David Miscavage proably looked at that video and said: “dude, tone down the chesse a bit”.
Meanwhile exclusive footage has just been released of Trump hailing his “highly sucessful” deal wiith Kim:
http://richardpeters.typepad.com/.a/6a0120a7aae27b970b017eeb449c28970d-popup
These are the people who will be producing the mandatory history vids and indoctrinating children if they aren’t stopped, and soon.
Admirer of tyrants…
http://mickhartley.typepad.com/blog/2018/06/the-admirer-of-tyrants.html
Wow. That is reprehensible.
That was the exact moment in the video when I realised it wasn’t a parody.
It was a hard come-down.
I hope that Trump could get excrorishilated a little more quickly. I’m just about ready to covfefe.
Unfortunately it is the blurst of times.
Come to think of it, this is pretty much my entire career: https://youtu.be/no_elVGGgW8
Blimey, that was worse than “Sharknado”