This one, in particular.

A Rocket has not been launched by North Korea in 9 months. Likewise, no Nuclear Tests. Japan is happy, all of Asia is happy. But the Fake News is saying, without ever asking me (always anonymous sources), that I am angry because it is not going fast enough. Wrong, very happy!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 23, 2018

That sub-literate phrasing – “A Rocket has not been launched by North Korea in 9 months” when he means “No rocket has been launched by NK” or “NK has launched no rocket”…he can’t even get something that basic right.

But then of course the substance is just fatuous. The fact that they’re not currently launching rockets doesn’t mean Trump Performed Miracles – it doesn’t mean much of anything.

Then the ludicrous “Japan is happy, all of Asia is happy.” Oh really? Is Burma happy? Is Pakistan happy? And what is “happy” anyway? It can be “…in anticipation of its triumph over the US.” Maybe China is “happy” and maybe that’s because it’s watching Trump take a sledge hammer to everything he can reach.

And then complaining that the news people never ask him when he never holds press conferences.

Then saying he’s “Very Happy!” Nah he’s not. He’s frustrated that we’re not all wearing MAGA caps.