Bad hombres down there
Then there’s the part about how he blustered at Mexico some more.
President Donald Trump warned in a phone call with his Mexican counterpart that he was ready to send U.S. troops to stop “bad hombres down there” unless the Mexican military does more to control them, according to an excerpt of a transcript of the conversation obtained by The Associated Press.
The excerpt of the call did not detail who exactly Trump considered “bad hombres,” nor did it make clear the tone and context of the remark, made in a Friday morning phone call between the leaders. It also did not contain Mexican President Enrique Pena Nieto’s response. Mexico denies that Trump’s remarks were threatening.
The White House today says the “remarks” were “light-hearted.” That sounds so familiar…what does it remind me of…oh yes: everything. Trump’s MO, and trolls, and bullies in general. It’s what they always say. I was just teasing, can’t you take a joke, he does that because he has a crush on you.
Trump’s “jokes” are the jokes of an angry narcissistic bully. They’re sexist or racist or xenophobic according to target; sometimes they’re all three at once – like calling Elizabeth Warren “Pocahontas.” Yammering at Enrique Peña Nieto about “bad hombres” fits that pattern. The “jokes” are entirely inappropriate, to put it mildly.
The phone call between the leaders was intended to patch things up between the new president and his ally. The two have had a series of public spats over Trump’s determination to have Mexico pay for the planned border wall, something Mexico steadfastly refuses to agree to.
“You have a bunch of bad hombres down there,” Trump told Pena Nieto, according to the excerpt given to AP. “You aren’t doing enough to stop them. I think your military is scared. Our military isn’t, so I just might send them down to take care of it.”
A person with access to the official transcript of the phone call provided only that portion of the conversation to The Associated Press. The person gave it on condition of anonymity because the administration did not make the details of the call public.
The Mexican website Aristegui Noticias on Tuesday published a similar account of the phone call, based on the reporting of journalist Dolia Estevez. The report described Trump as humiliating Pena Nieto in a confrontational conversation.
But but but his remarks were “light-hearted” humiliations.
I wouldn’t accuse the U.S. military of being “scared,” but I suspect the vast majority of service members would be none too comfortable with the prospect of being sent to Mexico with the wonderfully specific mission of “take out the bad hombres.”
I imagine he would try to sell a war with Mexico by saying how close by and convenient it is. Don’t even have to cross any water to get there. Next we could attack Canada. Wars overseas are so expensive.
Well, and Canada and Mexico are in the same time zones as the U.S., so the TV ratings for the wars will be really good. Australia not so much, but maybe the streaming rights will be worth something, or we could sell it to Chinese broadcasters.
The best seats will be on the international space station. the safest seats as well.
At this point President (retch) Pence is sounding awful good…
BKiSA – the juxtaposition of awful and good in that sentence is probably quite appropriate. He’s sounding good only in the most awful way.
Agreed… Given events I imagine his theocracy and Trump’s defacto theocracy would look much the same at least we wouldn’t be looking at trade wars, actual wars, and an utterly crippled economy.