“How did you vote?” said Pooh
There was this:
“How did you vote?” said Pooh.
“Leave,” said Piglet.
“I voted remain,” said Pooh.
“Are we still friends?” said Piglet.
“Yes…yes we’re still friends,” said Pooh.
“Good,” said Piglet. “Let’s go and get pissed.”
Jennie Stevenson tweaked it slightly.
“How did you vote?” said Pooh.
“Leave,” said Piglet.
“I voted remain,” said Pooh.
“Are we still friends?” said Piglet.
“Well to be honest, I’m not really sure” said Pooh, uncharacteristically thoughtfully. “It’s a complex issue and not really one that can be reduced to seven lines of text for the purposes of a rather twee meme.
“On the one hand, a belief in unity, that we’re stronger together, and that when we work as a team we both benefit, was one of the main reasons why I voted as I did.
“On the other hand, whilst I appreciate that, just as I did, you chose your vote based on what you thought was for the best, you have precipitated a huge financial collapse, destabilised my country, and threatened the future of my children, and it’s hard for me to forget that, especially within a matter of hours.
“It’s entirely possible that we’re going to end up with a very much depleted Sixty Acre Wood, and while you might have no issue with the other animals who live here, you sided with those who did. As of yesterday, Kanga’s had to go into hiding, Rabbit’s marching to Christopher Robin’s house demanding her immediate repatriation, and Tigger’s had donkey shit shoved through his letterbox. While you might not have wanted that, you legitimised it, and decided that other animals’ lives and security were collateral damage.
“It’s true that you’re still the small, massively overmarketed stuffed animal that you were before, but realistically I’ve seen another side of you that I hadn’t before and it’s going to take me some time to process that.
“And whenever I tried to discuss this with you beforehand, you either accused me of scaremongering or insisted on ignoring me and showing me pictures of cats instead.
“So rather than pressing me for assurances I’m in no position to make right now, I’d appreciate it if you could give me some space and allow me to get off my face on honey and grieve the future that I thought I had, which has been destroyed in the favour of the one that you’ve dragged me into.
“And if you don’t, I’ll post you to Cameron. All right?”
Remember the conclusion of Dorothy Parker’s review of Winnie the Pooh? “Tonstant Weader frowed up.”
I keep trying to look on the bright side.
It doesn’t really matter in the long run seeing as climate change is going to screw everything up anyway.
tiko72, nothing ever matters in the long term. The sun will turn into a red giant and boil the planet away, the universe will run down a cease like a wind up toy everyone has forgotten. The only thing that ‘matters’ is the life we lead and the life of others we can comprehend. In other words, the only thing that matters is everything.
I was being a bit tongue in cheek with that remark but I admit that what ever’s happening in the world good or bad climate change is always looming in the back of my mind.
Sorry, I have no sense of humour today. Too much shit going on.
That’s ok. I know that feeling.
The EU was really working hard on climate change and switching to alternative energy. So really, that’s probably just gonna happen faster, tiko.
There were certainly more environmental protections under the EU but according to the brexiters protection=regulation=dictatorship.so happen faster,well it’s already happening so it’s been less able to slow it down.
“How did you vote?” said Pooh.
“Leave,” said Piglet.
“I voted remain,” said Pooh.
“Yeah well bears aren’t native to Great Britain, so fuck off back to the continent you fucking immigrant” said Piglet.