More transcendent quantum energy for YOU
Now don’t laugh. You mustn’t laugh. It would be terribly rude to laugh. Whatever you do, do not laugh.
The “EmoTrance” project is taking place at the Haydon School in Pinner, Middlesex. Nineteen pupils are being trained in “emotional transformation”, which is described in a press release from EmoTrance.com as a “practical system for energy healing and energy working”…The EmoTrance.com press release says the therapy helps students to “identify where emotions are held in their body”. It quotes one pupil as saying: “I felt hatred towards a person, yet when I went through EmoTrance after some layers of energy were removed I felt as if I could accept this person.”
The release adds that the pupils are practising the therapy on each other, having been “trained to Student Practitioner of EmoTrance level, which is fully recognised and licensed by the Sidereus Foundation”. The Sidereus Foundation offers courses in “energy psychology”, “quantum mind healing” and reiki, which it teaches via “unique advanced distant quantum initiations”.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Okay, it’s hopeless, we can’t possibly not laugh.
All the courses are based on the “revolutionary insights into how energy works” gained by Silvia Hartmann, whose website has a section explaining the theory behind EmoTrance. It says: “In 2002, I had accumulated so many patterns and techniques, all based on a central understanding how the universe works, that it became necessary to create a framework for teaching this… After some considerable thought, I chose the basic technique of feeling energy directly through the body, and then FEELING what happens when you move this energy as the perfect introduction.”
Ooooooh – after some considerable thought she did that. That’s good – and of course we know she did the thinking right, because she gots a central understanding how the universe works, which is nothing to sneeze at.
Don’t miss David Colquhoun’s comments. And then check out EmoTrance land, and Dr Sylvia Hartmann land, and Dr Sylvia Hartmann on Metaphysical parenting. Shall I give you a taste of the latter?
In EmoTrance, we have the concept of the “Creative Template”. That is who a person was designed to be by the Creative Order at the moment of conception; and then this Creative Template moves through time to its ultimate conclusion, which is death of the physical body and transcendency of those energy systems which are not reliant on the physical body…
People make unfortunate health goals for example, or appearance goals, personal performance goals, that are either based on: 1. Themselves BACK in time – when they were 16 or something, or “before the accident” which causes CHAOS when applied to a 50 year old who is actually AFTER the accident; or 2. Someone who isn’t them at all – that’s when a red haired Xena The Warrior Princess type girl tries to become Brittany Spears, or even worse, when a fully grown black man tries to become Bridget Bardot when she was 18.
Oooh I hate when that happens! Don’t you hate when that happens? When a fully grown black man tries to become Brigitte Bardot age 18? I see it all the time, and it just drives me nuts.
LAWL!!!!!!
“After some considerable thought, (and consulting a marketing firm who helped me with the sciencey-sounding words) I chose the basic technique of feeling energy directly through the body, and then FEELING what happens when you move this energy as the perfect introduction.”
Oy, Gevalt! meshuggeneh!
Nooooo! Somebody must save our children from predicate logic!
Well of course every person who attended public elementary school in the US knows about circle time – that’s where we all learned to use a calendar and identify the weather. In Seattle of course we had a limited inventory of weather to learn from.
Call me perverted but I just adore it when a fully grown man of any ethnic background tries to become Brigitte Bardot age 18! It’s so refreshing. What an excellent use of Emo-Energy.
Won’t somebody think of Brigitte Bardot??? Doesn’t she have any< say in this?? Thanks for the mirth, Ophelia. I really needed a laugh today.
A black man to become B.B.? She’d be horrified! She is quite the racist, you know, wrote and spoke against “the mixing of genes” and was convicted several times of “inciting racial hatred”…
Claire yes so you say but not when he wants to wear your shoes I bet!
Arnuad maybe that’s why – the idea is to convert people from the inside out. I dunno – we should ask the Sidereus Foundation.
I am disappointed that EmoTrance has nothing to do with Emo Philips.
Mock on you unfeeling sceptics, but I’m convinced. Just as soon as that nice man from Nigeria sends me the $7 million he promised in his email and I’ve bought the local harbour bridge, then I’m taking one of those courses. Quantum mind healing! I’d be a fool to say no.
And educators, make that ‘educators’, are inflicting this stuff on kids and taxpayers. Good grief.
Oh no, not QUANTUM! Run.
You do have to respect someone who insists on spelling Britney’s name the way it ought to have been spelled. Unless of course they’ve just got a spellchecker that isn’t very up on pop culture…
Is this the kind of mind healing that changes if you look at it?
I can’t decide if this is worse than fish pills and brain gyms or not.
“You do have to respect someone who insists on spelling Britney’s name the way it ought to have been spelled.”
I keep wondering about that Rihannon person who keeps cropping up in headlines…Surely at some point the mistake could have been quietly corrected?
Wow, that’s so ironic it turns back on itself and becomes…literal? a black hole? ineffable?
Anyway it’s pretty funny.
Maybe Luskin is a Denial-denier?
I started to laugh as soon as I read the term “EmoTrance”. I’m laughing again right now, just because I’m typing it.
Thus Dr Sylvia Hartmann brings a little more happiness into the world.
And one wonders if its kids whose education has been thoroughly warped by this sort of nonsense that came up with this:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2009/nov/14/bad-science-iraq-ben-goldacre
No? Emotrance and Braingym not been around long enough? It’s going to get worse?