Mike Tyson is pissed, man
You did enjoy the ‘American Family Association’ story I hope. I know I did.
AFA apparently has implemented a policy of substituting “homosexual” whenever the word “gay” appears in wire stories that appear on its website. That resulted in a fantastic write-up of this weekend’s Olympic track and field trials, which were dominated by sprinter Tyson Gay.
Like so:
Tyson Homosexual was a blur in blue, sprinting 100 meters faster than anyone ever has…Homosexual qualified for his first Summer Games team and served notice he’s certainly someone to watch in Beijing. “It means a lot to me,” the 25-year-old Homosexual said. “I’m glad my body could do it, because now I know I have it in me.”…Wearing a royal blue uniform with red and white diagonal stripes across the front, along with matching shoes, all in a tribute to 1936 Olympic star Jesse Owens, Homosexual dominated the competition.
Heeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehee gasp heeheeheeheeheeheeheehee gasp gigglegigglegiggle choke.
God bless the ‘American Family Association’ and God bless America.
It’s Poe’s law again. No one can parody that!
There is a name for this, it is known as the clbuttic mistake. I’d say I’m surprised that it still happens but that would make me a liar.
Good lord! you couldnt make that sort of stuff up.
When the current CEO of British Airways was appointed, BA sent out an email with the news to many organisations. One compnay that runs some airports blocked it because of the lewd nature of the man’s name: Willie Walsh.
Makes one want to unleash one’s inner twelve year old. How would it refer to current POTUS and his VP?
Brings to mind an old Fry & Laurie sketch about “words you just can’t use any more”…might have been in one of the Hysteria shows, rather than the series…
“Landlord, a pint of your most homosexual beer, please”
Bloody strange how the mind works…or is that just me? :-)
Gay Byrne, an Irish celebrity, had, for decades, before retirement, a show called, The Gay Byrne Show. Could you just visualise an Irish Family Association interfering in the same manner as Tyson. Even the mere usage of the word Homosexual would have been a sin in holy mother Ireland.
Tyson must surely be an Angel, in having to withstand, at his expense, all this goofy, gibberish, gaga spiel.