Bunglawala
Man, there’s a lot of sinister crap out there today. From Bunglawala for instance, on his way to disavowing book-burning.
The Thatcher government had banned Peter Wright’s Spycatcher and had gone to court to prevent its distribution. Surely, Rushdie’s novel, which had caused such offence to hundreds of millions of believers, deserved a similar fate?
The Thatcher government didn’t ban Spycatcher because it ’caused such offence’ to anyone. That’s not to say it had good reasons, it’s just to say it had different ones. Much more to the point, what on earth does he mean, ’caused such offence to hundreds of millions of believers’? ‘Such’ as what, exactly? What ‘such’ does he have in mind? He must know perfectly well that the hundreds of millions of believers (if that many were offended; I’m not sure anyone made an actual count) didn’t all read the book, that in fact it’s probably a very small percentage that did. So what kind of ‘offence’ are we talking about exactly? What is it about that kind of offence that deserves the honorific intensifier ‘such’? In what way, exactly, does Bunglawala take the hundreds of millions of believers to have been offended? They were told that Badman Rushdie had written something blasphemous about the Prophet – is that the kind of offended he means? Well, if so, it’s a tad remote and third-hand and abstract, and it’s also highly dubious to say that Rushdie’s novel caused that. Rushdie didn’t go on a book tour beseeching imams to tell ‘believers’ that his book was blasphemous – did he? Not that I recall! And surely it would have come out if he had.
No, what Bunglawala is doing there is basically just a trick. A form of persuasion. He’s claiming that Rushdie’s novel caused ‘such offence’ to hundreds of millions of believers, in a bid for sympathy and respect and solidarity and concern, even though his claim is fundamentally flawed and manipulative. He sees the point of free speech now, good, but he’s still determined to revile Rushdie.
I remember being rather puzzled as to why Rushdie’s defenders were so vigorous in arguing for the right to offend Muslims. Muslims were not writing books making fun of Christ and other revered religious figures. It seemed to be a deliberate attempt to mock deeply held beliefs.
Did anyone argue anything so stupid? I don’t think so. I think Rushdie’s defenders argued for the right to offend anyone, including religious believers, including Muslims – I don’t think anyone argued for the right to offend Muslims in particular. But Bunglawala gets to plant his nasty little barb.
So on February 14 1989, when the Iranian Islamic leader, Imam Khomeini delivered his fatwa calling for Salman Rushdie’s death, I was truly elated. It was a very welcome reminder that British Muslims did not have to regard themselves just as a small, vulnerable minority; they were part of a truly global and powerful movement. If we were not treated with respect then we were capable of forcing others to respect us.
That’s not respect, Mr Bunglawala, that’s contempt. All you wretched deluded fools have succeeded in doing is forcing others to have contempt for you. The attitude of reasonable people toward a cleric who demands the murder of a citizen of a distant country (or his own for that matter) for writing a novel is profound, astonished, repelled contempt.
He was “elated” when he heard someone pronounce a death sentence on a novelist, was he?
Clearly a holder of the middle-ground, then.
Well exactly. And notice the failure to express any contrition or even regret about that.
But a sizeable number of guardianistas have such absmally low expectations of behaviour from a muslim that they are jumping over one another to pat Bungles on his back for his weaselly mea culpa. Very illustrative. As are the countless handwringers who are whining ‘why a gong now, when the muslim world is angry and alienated? where’s the wisdom in provoking ‘rabid dogs’ (that’s a phrase actually used by a timesonline commenter)?
Bugles of course gives the game away when he returns repeatedly to his theme of the POWER equation being restored by the fatwa. Betcha that’s the first and last time Bungles had a proper hardon.
Then he steadfastly refuses to dwell on the real, flesh and blood cost of his rabble rousing – the innocent killed, maimed, the bereavement of those left behind, not to mention the cost to Rushdie of living under a death penalty for 10 years.
The shame of it quite escapes him and his limpwristed admirers.
“Muslims were not writing books making fun of Christ and other revered religious figures.”
Well, that’s just another thing that bugs me about Muslims. Come on people, do your bit!
I think “Bunghole” would be a proper epithet for him.
Hear hear O.B.
Bunglawala’s comments are a disgrace. Lord Ahmed’s weaselly statement that Rushdie had “blood on his hands, sort of” was much worse, because he’s a sitting member of the House of Lords.
I’m no great fan of Rushdie the artist, but Rushdie as a symbol of the importance of defending free speech has my absolute backing. These people are, not to put too fine a point on it, scum.
We’re not bashing Jesus so why are you bashing Muslims? seems to be the gist of what Bungly is saying. Well, go ahead, old chap, and bash JC. His statement to that effect is irrelevant, and here’s why.
There’s an unstated assumption there that it would be a tit-for-tat thing, that his bashing Jesus is, for me and others here, the equivalent of my (or our) bashing Mo; that our knocking Mo is equivalent to their knocking ‘our’ religion – completely, or conveniently, forgetting that religion does not necessarily come into it as a two-way thing. I don’t have a religion. And nor do millions in the UK.
We’re not bashing Jesus so why are you bashing Muslims? seems to be the gist of what Bungly is saying. Well, go ahead, old chap, and bash JC. His statement to that effect is irrelevant, and here’s why.
There’s an unstated assumption there that it would be a tit-for-tat thing, that his bashing Jesus is, for me and others here, the equivalent of my (or our) bashing Mo; that our knocking Mo is equivalent to their knocking ‘our’ religion – completely, or conveniently, forgetting that religion does not necessarily come into it as a two-way thing. I don’t have a religion. And nor do millions in the UK.
Beautifully put, John M. I fumed at that dainty reference to Khomeini too (I ran out of time to itemize everything I objected to in that awful piece!).
One eloquent comment on Bungla’s piece said merely –
“So on February 14 1989, when the Iranian Islamic leader, Imam Khomeini delivered his fatwa calling for Salman Rushdie’s death, I was truly elated.”
That is so seriously f*cked up on so many levels that it eclipses everything else you have to say.
Doesn’t it though.
OK, I have changed my mind. Thanks all.
I worked in the middle east for a while including Saudi, Egypt, Morocco and UAE. Whilst I was in Morocco I was given a book called “The 50 flaws in Christianity”. (or similar). This was in English so it was obviously aimed at converting people other than the locals and contained gems like: “Genesis is a lie because it says on the fourth day God created the sun – there can be no day or night without the sun”. I recall it shared with leaflets printed by the Children of God the odd practice of capitalising random words for no obvious reason.
Of course, I learned long ago that one cannot admit to atheism in such company so I accepted with thanks. I wished I’d kept it.
The reason I bring this up is because I recall it being quite “insulting” about the idea of Jesus’ divinity and the christian church, which contrasts nicely with the Bung’s argument that no Muslem books insult Christianity.